Politically Incorrect Joke

[Nancy]

;D@ BrailleInstitute 03/18/2010 11:42 AM
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BLIND COWBOY

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.

4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Brian]

That was beautiful, Nancy, and LOL funny. Keep 'em coming!

By the way, Nancy told me on the corner that if you Google her full name, you get this link to a page on Yoko's website. Scroll down about halfway to "A message reimagined."

imaginepeace.com/archives/5782

Since March 25 marks the 41st anniversary of the start of the week-long Amsterdam Bed-In -- and March 27 is the first anniversary of our tribute vigil -- here's the original story and photo gallery in the Glendale News Press, still available a year later:

www.glendalenewspress.com/articles/2009/03/28/news/gnp-peace28.txt

[Nancy]

Thanks Brian. You're wonderful - one of the best things to come out of Mt. Gleason Jr. High School - next to me, of course, literally even though we don't remember each other that way....
Now we have humor and enchantment threads in Policies & Politics - vital ingredients - like yeast in bread I believe: "A message reimagined" - thanks again. Love, Nancy